jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

shufflecats:

so I was in class today and we have these chairs that you’re able to adjust the height on and I looked straight at my history teacher and pulled the lever so the chair sank and I told him that I was going down in history

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

doctorbaggins:

My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away. 

4x23 - Graduation
Klaus and Caroline

• Damon: "But you know what I really am? Selfish. Because I make bad choices that hurt you. Yes, I would rather die than be human. I'd rather die right now than spend a handful of years with you only to lose you when I'm too old and sick and miserable and you're still you. I'd rather die right now than spend my last final years remembering how good I had it and how happy I was. Because that who I am and I'm not going to change. And there's no apology in the world that encompasses all the reasons that I'm wrong for you."
• Elena: "Fine then I'm not sorry either. I’m not sorry that I met you. I’m not sorry that knowing you has made me question everything, that in death you’re the one that made me feel most alive. You’ve been a terrible person. You made all the wrong choices and of all the choices that I’ve made this will prove to be the worst one but I am not sorry that I'm in love with you. I love you, Damon."

theyearofdelena115:

#HIS FACE IN THAT SECOND GIF THO #LIKE HE FINALLY HEARS THE GIRL HIS LOVED FOR 2 YEARS ACTUALLY CONFIRM HER LOVE FOR HIM #AND HE CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT #BECAUSE THAT SIRE BOND SHIT MESSED HIM UP #AND THEN HE BASICALLY RUNS AND SLAMS HIMSELF AGAINST HER #LIKE HE NEEDS FOR AIR #BECAUSE SHE’S HIS HAPPINESS #I CAN’T

Ian Somerhalder and Joseph Morgan at the The CW Network’s 2013 Upfront - May 16th